Episode 46 - Dawn

Welcome to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast podcast, the Jurassic Park podcast about Michael Crichton's 1990 novel Jurassic Park, and also not about that, too. 

Find the episode webpage at: Episode 46 - Dawn.

In this episode, my terrific guest Kristoph Ochs joins the show to chat with me about:

SNALE, Steven Segal, Brendan Fraser, Nicholas Cage, Adam Sandler, Matthew McConaughey, Halle Berry, recommending Bulworth, the Olsen Twins, The Veloci-Pastor, The Jerry Show, Hexploitation Film Festival, horror films, Doug Jones, Killer Sofa, House Shark, Fathers' Day, The Raccoons, Cybertronic Spree, Transformers, 65, chickeny dinosaurs, All About Dinosaurs, and much more!

To prove I'm not some charlatan, here's my copy of All About Dinosaurs

Here's an image of All About Dinosaurs from the movie!

Here's my copy of All About Dinosaurs....

Here's All About Dinosaurs as depicted in the film!

This is what this terrific new Snale album looks like! It's got a(n avian) dinosaur right on the cover!

Some Velocipastor fan art. It features Doug from the original trailer, an authentic Velocipastor costume, Doug's brother dead on the battle field, and the Dragon Sword! 

Here's the original trailer from back in the day. 

Plus dinosaur news about:

• Wear biomechanics in the slicing dentition of the giant horned dinosaur Triceratops (Triceratops horridus)

• Stable isotope record of Triceratops from a massaccumulation (Lance Formation, Wyoming, USA) provides insightsinto Triceratops behaviour and ecology (Triceratops horridus again!)

Featuring the music of Snale https://snalerock.bandcamp.com/

Intro: Hummingbird.  Outro: Sacrifice to the Inhuman Creature.

The Text:

This week’s text is Dawn, spanning from pages 251 – 259.

Stampeding Ouranosaurus - once upon a time I dreamt up a few alternative depictions of moments from Jurassic Park. In this stampede, I conceived it with a "type" of basal hadrosaur-ish animal, Ouranosuaurs. Timmy looks like a muppet in this pic!

Synopsis:

Lex and Grant meet Ralph the infant triceratops after awaking at 5 a.m. in Sauropod Maintenance Shed 04. And the phones still aren’t working. As Grant and the kids go to trip a motion sensor and get rescued, Arnold inconveniently taken the motion sensors offline.

Meanwhile, Arnold can’t get the phones back on, so Wu and Gennaro convince him reset the system. They need these phones back on to call for a doctor for Malcolm. During the system reset, the tyrannosaur attacks the hadrosaurs, causing a stampede. Grant and the kids are caught in the midst of the hadrosaurs, and escape up a tree to safety. As the systems come back on, restoring the phone lines, the control room notices that the tyrannosaur has made a kill. 

Discussions surround:

Movie Adaptaions, The Dinosaurs, Timeline, Park Management, Contrivances in the Plot, Compared to the Movie.

Corrections:

Side effects: 

May cause you to spontaneously transform into a blood-thirsty velociraptor by night, hell-bent on killing "the right people." 

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Thank you, dearly, for tuning in to the Juras-Sick Park-Cast, the Jurassic Park podcast where we talk about the novel Jurassic Park, and also not that, too. Until next time! 

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